Wednesday: You have taken the land which is rightfully ours. Years from now my people will be forced to live in mobile homes on reservations. Your people will wear cardigans, and drink highballs. We will sell our bracelets by the road sides, you will play golf, and enjoy hot hors d’oeuvres. My people will have pain and degradation. Your people will have stick shifts. The gods of my tribe have spoken. They have said, “Do not trust the Pilgrims, especially Sarah Miller.” Amanda: Gary, she’s changing the words. Wednesday: And for all these reasons I have decided to scalp you and burn your village to the ground.
This is awesome, and so spot on. There’s a way to wear it without disrespecting it!
I know they’re “actors,” but I seriously don’t know how everyone in this very special Irish episode of Murder, She Wrote keeps saying the phrase “maybe that’s where the treasure is!” with a straight face.